Hassan Whiteside.

Put that on a ballot, & I’d vote for it!

[reads word “songhazi”]

No ads. There aren’t even ads on the site. KSK is where Magary started and PFTCommenter used to write. The comment section formed their own site (doorfliesopen.com) when Uproxx fucked KSK over, and all the writers quit. Trust me, no one’s trying to sell you anything. Thanks for the ‘fuckboi’, though.

Just so’s you guys know, doorfliesopen.com has a fantastic liveblog going on for all the ncaa games. It’s the old KissingSuzyKolber Kommentariat, and they’re really funny. A great compliment to the games. If you’re already familiar with them, let me just add that Moose is killing it tonight.

7. Bushmills

My Chinese is a bit rusty, but I think the whole thing started when someone in the crowd yelled, “Your mother’s dumplings are of poor quality!”

And once again, where the hell are the Jets? Oh, right. Visiting with RGIII.