and if your computer crashes you can blame the Rebels

She only starves to death if you don’t buy enough DLC every month.

You’re an awesome dad!

“....Blood Dinosaurs?”

“YOU ASSHOLE, HOW DARE YOU BUY ME $500+ IN AMAZING VIDEO GAME HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE, AND HAVE THE NERVE TO OPEN IT, DOWNLOAD ALL THE TEDIOUS UPDATES, AND INSTALL ALL MY GAMES.”

And play it for a few hours just to make sure it’s fun!! Maybe a few days...

Don’t speak for the west. I promise you that the vast majority of people who are going to play this game don’t care if there is a bikini costume for a 13 year old girl. Personally I want the option to play the game as it was designed, and if I feel like putting a bikini costume on her, I want that option.

Sadly, that’s only slightly more ridiculous than the actual show.

Can you zoom in on that