Perhaps one of those anime nerds that takes the katakana too literally when we know they're saying an English word/name. Fucking annoys me.

Blackmail? That's who he's looking to fight in the video.

It isn't but it should be: Fuera de Serie. Sofia Vergara in her 20's. Nuff said (hope the link below works, since my job blocks Youtube).

My wife wants to buy me one, but I don't eat enough food in one sitting to justify it, I think.

I went to an engineering school for uni (for all intents and purposes "all guys"), not having awesome boobs distract me ensured that I didn't go to class, or have any motivation to get work done. And group work sucked because they were all guys and why the hell would I want to talk to guys?! Shit was lame.

Yeah pretty much. I barely have time for sleep.

That looks adorable. Too bad my kid doesn't have a Wii.

Shuttlecock.

+1

This. Jesus fucking Christ. This. Fuck.

I'm thinking of getting a Nook HD, what's so good about the launcher?

He's milking his time in the spotlight. If anything it makes him more respectable to me. It's financially (uh,) responsible (?) to make as much money as he can while his fame lasts.

I'm going to be doing some rhythmic motion to this later.

Just this week I someone gave me a personal anecdote that Pitbull was a pretty cool guy. What's happening to this world?

Not to mention the inevitable "slutty" Aaron Hernandez costumes.

Apparently in trying to destroy all the evidence, he also had to cut off his arms.

Had to look up what that was. We have something similar in Mexico called queso de puerco (pig cheese). That shit is gross.

My wife and I were just talking about this the other day. She says she likes it. I'm having second thoughts about saying I'd try it.

Tucker Max? Yeah, bro.

He's the Michael Vick of futbol.