Well thank god I can judge this kid because I surely never did anything stupid when I was 19.

totally man. they’ll never win a super bowl after spygate, its been proven!

Let’s say you catch a mosquito biting your dick and you ignore the initial freakout response to brush it off. Could you force yourself to get an erection and force enough blood into the mosquito to make it burst?

I’m not a Pats fan by any means, but are you honestly trying to suggest that inadvertent whistle call worked to the Patriots’ favor?

What calls do they get that other teams do not get? The freaking red blinking gaffe in this game was an *egregious* mistake that screwed the Patriots out of 70+ yards and/or a TD.

What calls went the Patriots way in that game?

Next question.

Also because Goldberg would’ve skullfucked you.

This guy is an army vet and having a banner that was against the home team taken from him “ruined his day” and “disgusted” him? Grow the fuck up you loser.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

you sound like someone who has been yelled at for being in blackface and tried to drunkenly defend it

Dude, you’re conflating the actual practice of blackface (e.g., PAINTING YOUR FACE BLACK WHEN YOU’RE NOT), with the act of writing about it in the rhetorical tradition of satire.

They’re not the same thing.

You’re wrong. Wearing black or brown make up to dress up as a black person is always racist. You offered no proof or evidence to support your argument. I challenge you to find a single example of a person wearing blackface that isn’t racist. Take as long as you need

yeah, a few too many “you” and “you people” in this article for my liking.

I’m still trying to figure out if HoldenCash is satire...And I’m going with no?

Quit trying to intellectualize it and just wear your stupid Racheal Dolezal costume to your dumbfuck Applebee’s work party or whatever.

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

Don’t be a fucking idiot.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

It’s easy to focus on the negative here, but I’ve found a couple of positives: