No new Lowe Post since Oct 6, either.

You made an outstanding point if you were trying to sway an audience of people afflicted with some sort of cognitive deficiency that made it impossible for them to utilize critical thinking and logic.

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.

MLG is still a thing?

I dunno, as a gamer, I find grumpy old bastards who can’t figure out basic 2015 technology to be hilarious.

Here’s a selection of Albert Burneko takes, in headline form (culled from non-NBA/Dad/food prep posts)

As are most people who aren’t fossilized, technologically incompetent dullards like Burneko. The guy uses 18 steps to make mashed potatoes, but can’t figure out how these NEWFANGLED VIDYA GAMES work.

Life is hard for him.

I am pretty happy with my Xbox One purchase.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Barry, you’ve got it backwards - that’s not light streaming in, that’s all the hope for the Cowboys this season being sucked out at lightspeed.

The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Drought is two years away from reaching the drinking age. In that time, the Falcons, Cardinals, Titans and Panthers have been to the Super Bowl, and the Buccaneers and Saints have taken home Lombardi Trophies.

Full stop.

I have no desire to get into this conversation with you. That said, it’s extremely hard to take anything seriously from someone with that handle.

Last time I saw that many hits put into a cooler, Ted Williams was involved.

You must be a joy at parties.

And maybe it’s too unsafe to venture this guess, but the majority of the Deadspin commentariat are still happy with this outcome. More laughs for us!

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

A couple of readers emailed me to let me know that this is not Luke’s first time getting arrested. He allegedly called a cop a “nigger” in September 2014, according to a police report.

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.