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“The Guy in in red at :09 second was the one that started everything”.

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

The funny thing is that for years Baltimore sports talk radio (don’t ever listen to sports talk radio) was littered with callers who firmly believed that Tyrod Taylor was better. They mostly vanished after the Super Bowl win, but they still pop up whenever Joe lays one of his 40 attempts/180 yards/3 INTs eggs.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

Nobody cheated, they jus broke the roos, roos, roos......

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

From Peyton’s clipboard:

Warren Haynes and Gov’t Mule play a complete set of Pink Floyd songs that they call “Dark Side of the Mule”. They typically play the set at festivals like The Mountain Jam and they start the show at midnight.

For Snyder, money talks.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

And people who pay money to attend football games are the dumbest of the dumb. And people who pay money to attend a Washington NFL game are the dumbest of the dumbest of the dumb.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I want to print 100 copies of this article and hand them out whenever some clown tries to persuade me that Floyd’s the greatest ever because of his undefeated status. He’s fought a series of tomato cans and people past their prime and because of THAT we’re supposed to anoint him?

So when Tom Brady goes 25-38 for 340 and 3 TDs and no more than 1 INT in a comfortable New England win, we’ll all be saying he was playing “angry”, right? Because it can’t be “Tom Brady good, Steelers defense not really good” since that’s a boring but painfully true narrative.

“Hey, we heard from (other team) that the Patriots are sending people into the visiting team’s locker room at Gillette to steal play sheets. What do you think we should do? Leave fake sheets behind? Have someone hide and catch them? Set up a hidden camera maybe? If we got hard evidence, it’d be pretty hard for them to…

Plenty of people/Mayweather groupies are going to think, “So what... he didn’t take steroids. It was vitamin C”. But this is actually very significant. Not so much because he needed to rehydrate - because Floyd has always weighed around 155 or less just walking around. Weigh ins have never been a problem for him…

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

I have a question that no one seems to have an answer to.....What is the actual rule with regard to taping signals? We all know that if you tape from the sidelines you’re the worst cheaters ever (unless you’re not the Patriots). But what is the actual rule?