Sounds like a great idea to me!

I’m beginning to think processed foods might not be that great

Blizzard will probably mention this guy in their next earnings report.

I don’t think there is fraud, BUT when you spend that amount of money and become the #1 player in ranked pvp if it only matches you with similar level players, which is good, you just screwed yourself bro.

I think that particular problem belongs in the category “Don’t care. Go fuck yourself. Gotta get back to work.”

I’d welcome all of these back to get rid of slideshows. 

There is no such thing as a bad donut, but the best Krispy Kreme is the original and it isn't really close.

This is bad, really bad. These idiots did bad on their own, especially Kanye. Please tell me this is some sort of weak joke.

100% stealing “lollybox.” Also, not a very good husband if he just now found it. lol

Bingo. Reverse the genders and this article becomes all about “grooming.” Jezebel’s hypocrisy has never been in doubt but this is rather blatant even for this site.

Spanish tapas took us hostage when we over there; don’t think we’re gonna get over it.

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

Calling her a clown suggests she’s in on the joke and hovers between amusing and terrifying.

Think about this. Think about this combination for one second. OF COURSE it’s terrible. This is less a beverage than the cure for not having volcanic acid reflux.

Well, they are. All trash that is. Can’t think of a single one that’s remotely decent and no, Liz Chaney is not remotely decent.

ALL Republican women are trash...

Yup, full-blown nuclear option. Immediately amp it up to 20 & let loose the dogs of war...

“Tiara Mack just disgraced herself and disgraced every Black woman running for public office,” tweeted Republican congressional Florida candidate Lauren Spicer

I prefer the more classical approach, where you just shrug it off at the moment but then bide your time until they’ve completely forgotten about it, then get them drunk, lure them down to some catacombs with the promise of some premium booze, then chain them up in an alcove and brick it up.

Finally, you can try to deescalate the situation a little bit with humor