100% stealing “lollybox.” Also, not a very good husband if he just now found it. lol

Bingo. Reverse the genders and this article becomes all about “grooming.” Jezebel’s hypocrisy has never been in doubt but this is rather blatant even for this site.

Spanish tapas took us hostage when we over there; don’t think we’re gonna get over it.

Musk has got about 100 kids over at Jalopnik.

Calling her a clown suggests she’s in on the joke and hovers between amusing and terrifying.

Think about this. Think about this combination for one second. OF COURSE it’s terrible. This is less a beverage than the cure for not having volcanic acid reflux.

Well, they are. All trash that is. Can’t think of a single one that’s remotely decent and no, Liz Chaney is not remotely decent.

ALL Republican women are trash...

Yup, full-blown nuclear option. Immediately amp it up to 20 & let loose the dogs of war...

“Tiara Mack just disgraced herself and disgraced every Black woman running for public office,” tweeted Republican congressional Florida candidate Lauren Spicer

1st half of article: My barista swears he doesn’t use TikTok. “That’s, like, the social media thing, right?... I just thought it sounded refreshing,”

You left out the saltier cousin of ‘turn the other cheek’, which is ‘escalate to absurdity in your first retaliation. Punch well below the belt... hell, punch below their feet if you have to. Find their most glaring insecurity and attack it mercilessly with the intent to emotionally devastate this person.’

I prefer the more classical approach, where you just shrug it off at the moment but then bide your time until they’ve completely forgotten about it, then get them drunk, lure them down to some catacombs with the promise of some premium booze, then chain them up in an alcove and brick it up.

Did a facehugger write this?

Should you also be making direct eye contact with the nearest person? Possibly also possibly using your hands to force the contents upwards?

Finally, you can try to deescalate the situation a little bit with humor

I recommend going with “The jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”

What the fuck.

An exhortation to violence isn’t protected speech, but also isn’t prosecutable. Her tweet was rash, but it shouldn’t surprise anyone that DHS would follow up.

Walker is missing the point. This has nothing to do with being silenced on the subject of abortion. If you make threats about the government you will get a visit from HLS. This has always been the case. It is their job to investigate you and make sure that you aren’t actually going to burn anything down.