Joke’s on you, they’re ALL Skywalkers!

Really? He should talk with the family who has been selling him out at every turn most of his life, using him as a scapegoat, and plotting against him. His brother has actively used him as a shield for William’s cheating scandal and has worked tirelessly through courtiers behind the scene to undermine and even “exile”…

Looking forward to shouting “Microsoft Windows!” at an opponent when I drop down the Draw 4 card.

Same, but Mitch McConnell is also on my short list. 

I’m glad they’re going with the multi-person shooter genre. It’s been so ignored lately.

“...is there anything worse than mustard that you could put on an Oreo?”

It’s John the Baptist’s fursona!

I 100% believe these girls who were born as boys identify as female and are trans.

Very cool.

“Batman: The Animated Series lives on...”

Sure, but you have to ease into these changes. There is precedent.

God I loathe Trump and his fucking feckless asshole bretheren. They are utter shitbags of the highest order and so fucking corrupt, I literally wish for a day to wake up and not see them in anything other than a past tense.

This warning brought to you by the Wisconsin Dairy Council.

How about a version of this set in the Alien universe...?

Your Highway to Heaven item made me think of Quantum Leap, which did occasionally hint at a possible evil path for Sam.  There was an evil leaper and whoever or whatever was controlling his leaps could be the devil instead of the guy/girl upstairs.

Even the Brits get their fee-fees hurt by “furenners.”

Sweet Tooth cosplay = confidence I don’t possess.

At first I was like this is overblown and said to myself “Maybe they are ornaments” and realized it’s 325 days till Xmas. I then noticed how long the strings on these “ornaments” were.

A costume so awesome, the only way I can express my admiration is to have it translated into Mandarin by a movie bootlegger, who then translates it back into English: