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...is there anything worse than mustard that you could put on an Oreo?

It’s John the Baptist’s fursona!

I 100% believe these girls who were born as boys identify as female and are trans.

God I loathe Trump and his fucking feckless asshole bretheren. They are utter shitbags of the highest order and so fucking corrupt, I literally wish for a day to wake up and not see them in anything other than a past tense.

This warning brought to you by the Wisconsin Dairy Council.

Even the Brits get their fee-fees hurt by “furenners.”

Sweet Tooth cosplay = confidence I don’t possess.

Chief Diversity Officer. And people wonder why college is so expensive. Scores of do nothing administrative positions, each probably getting paid six figure salaries.

One thing CaoS does well is homages to other things (e.g. Season 1: Harvey’s football jersey crop-top a la Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street, and the secretary at the School of Unseen Arts is named Shirley Jackson.)

At first I was like this is overblown and said to myself “Maybe they are ornaments” and realized it’s 325 days till Xmas. I then noticed how long the strings on these “ornaments” were.

I drank gallons of this when my family owned a tavern in the 80's. Normally it was just 7-up, grenadine and a cherry but one of our bartenders (Rick who had big side burns and a camaro as any good small town Wisconsin dive bartender should) added a splash of bar sour and that made all the difference. Or maybe it was

One of my fav movie scenes ever. 

I found this show to be much more enjoyable when I accepted that Sabrina is not a good person, and isn’t working to be a good person. She’s not totally bad, but that doesn’t make her a heroine in any sense that she’s fighting the good fight for others. She’s not. She’s fighting her fight for what she wants, even

Seems like a win/win. The Weinermobile gets free press (“the weinermobile got pulled over”...*snicker, snicker*) and the police get publicity on a law (this is a law in most states) that saves lives.

Why should Chipotle get to settle without admitting wrongdoing?

Ugh. Dude, shut up. Just shut the hell up.

Now, the PG County police have a long history of abuse and willful ignorance. So, I was shocked they charged this dude within 24 hours. Then I saw his picture and it all made sense.

I just want to share John Paul Brammer’s parody, because he’s been subtweeting the book for weeks. He also does a gay latinx advice column Hola Papi with the best art.

Have you heard Gabriel Byrne read that on this audio collection of Poe stuff called Closed on Account of Rabies? It’s amazing. Also features Christopher Walken doing The Raven and other hits.