Seems a little to close to reality.

I mean, isn’t this essentially exactly what happened in Moranis’ real life?

Well, the US government would know, given the number of Unit 731 members they gave immunity to in return for their research.

I drank gallons of this when my family owned a tavern in the 80's. Normally it was just 7-up, grenadine and a cherry but one of our bartenders (Rick who had big side burns and a camaro as any good small town Wisconsin dive bartender should) added a splash of bar sour and that made all the difference. Or maybe it was…

One of my fav movie scenes ever. 

I found this show to be much more enjoyable when I accepted that Sabrina is not a good person, and isn’t working to be a good person. She’s not totally bad, but that doesn’t make her a heroine in any sense that she’s fighting the good fight for others. She’s not. She’s fighting her fight for what she wants, even…

If aliens exist, eventually we’ll know about it.

It looks like caramel corn, and now I want to eat the Sun.

Seems like a win/win. The Weinermobile gets free press (“the weinermobile got pulled over”...*snicker, snicker*) and the police get publicity on a law (this is a law in most states) that saves lives.

Why should Chipotle get to settle without admitting wrongdoing?

Ugh. Dude, shut up. Just shut the hell up.

Now, the PG County police have a long history of abuse and willful ignorance. So, I was shocked they charged this dude within 24 hours. Then I saw his picture and it all made sense.

I just want to share John Paul Brammer’s parody, because he’s been subtweeting the book for weeks. He also does a gay latinx advice column Hola Papi with the best art.

Worked? It started the War on Christmas!

Have you heard Gabriel Byrne read that on this audio collection of Poe stuff called Closed on Account of Rabies? It’s amazing. Also features Christopher Walken doing The Raven and other hits.

Ramen!

Yea he doesn’t give a glorious fuck - until he is fucking wrong then all of a sudden he does. This is the same guy who CD Projeckt Red approached to license his Witcher character to make the game.

and even Hell has been conquered by the pagan army.