She is beautiful and if I wasn’t in the U.K. I’d go get her. I hope she finds her forever owner soon. 

Odd, I’ve always felt that salmon in general is one of the least “fishy” tasting fish out there.  But everyone’s tastes are different.

Salmon is a very variable fish, as there’s both farmed and wild and Pacific and Atlantic. That said, complaining that it’s “too fishy” is a very strange take, up there with Kenji Alt’s claim that Sriracha is all heat with no other flavour. It has its own, generally mild, flavor, but no distinct fishiness like mackerel,…

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

Username appropriateness: Appropriate.

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

All that rape, murder, and incest. Not to mention the supernatural and all the gaslighting. You’d think that would be the first on their list.

Jailing librarians. Let that one sink in.

Please ban the bible.

It will be a prettier version of Skyrim with a massive day one patch that introduces even more bugs then usual. Gamers will be outraged, the net will burn hotly and much like they have in the past, modders will be left to fix and improve things.

You’ve been banned from The South

RL did it because they figured “What can a bunch of Black people do about it?” Also, drawing on chinos? Those pants are ugly.

This isn’t exactly new information; your dog will eat you to. I’m trying to find the source for it, but I know at one point they did a study of people that had been eaten by their pets, and in general your dog will wait a few days and up to week before eating you (though some will in less than 24 hours), cats will…

This is half the reason people own cats. They are adorable, and will eat your face if you die. Hell, some of them try and eat your face when you’re alive.

I love that texting is the problem here

Being bad at rapid word association doesn’t make you stupid.

you know, Popeye (the character) is really old at this point. My grandparents were kids when he was created, and Popeye hasn’t been all that big in popular culture since the early ‘80s.

Unfortunately ERs are sometimes staffed with overworked, disinterested people that sometimes take shortcuts regardless if you look ill or not.