earth be damned. mcdonalds needs to go back to beef tallow

I like mine being sopping messes. I always put on extra banana peppers and dip into a side of vinegar. 

WOAH, fun police! Where do candy cigarettes fall on the list, safe or not?

use the kit kats as chopsticks to get the skittle out

While there are actual window decals and “courtesy cards” that lead to better treatment from some police (which is its own kind of scam), they are generally given out to family and friends—not to you.

The comments are great. Thank god I don’t know who this is! 

Recently I went to a London pizzeria recommended by a colleague, excited by the prospect of finding a suitable match. I took a bite of the warm, gooey slice of pizza, and everything was immediately off.

my local bagel shop has one they call a black russian and it’s a pumpernickel/rye swirl with a little caraway baked in.

Maybe these are actually the LEAST popular because they need to be ordered and the popular stuff can be purchased locally because it’s so popular. 

I don’t know. That dried potato flour taste I can see being off putting.

I apparently live in Classic Catalina country and there’s no way in hell that’s correct. My observations are obviously limited to the homes of friends and family and various other BBQs and gatherings, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen it once outside of a market. The only reasonable explanation is Kraft is using…

Fantastic website:

I’d feel like such an asshole ordering like that

I’d snap that up in a heartbeat. Mine only has Genova

Setting up a digital dead man’s switch with a frequent check-in (say, daily) means your recipients can be alerted that something’s happened to you very quickly.

I guess? It’s not unheard of to put hard boiled eggs in various mayo salads, so why not

Like cold scrambled eggs?

Maybe a fish with some scrambled eggs

It looks like nobody here has heard of Mexican oregano. It’s not actually oregano and is 100% appropriate in chili flavor-wise.