Fuck all mustards.

I’d prefer Cocktar.

That’s crazy talk. I’ve tried to get off of Heinz but they really do make the superior product. I usually get the Simply offering. Other brands are all too sweet, coarse, or spiced funny. I forget what issue I have with French’s.

Tarchup, is one I have extremely mixed feelings about. It’s tartar sauce plus ketchup. Tartar sauce with seafood is great, but I feel like in any other situation, it’s sort of gross. If you mix that with ketchup, then I feel like you may actually have a crime against nature.

I thought it was pretty cool when I was sucker punched by a cart at TJ Maxx when I left the building and an electronic brake was triggered and I slammed into the cart I was pushing. I figured I had hit a rut or a rock so I almost dragged the cart sideways to my car until an annoyed store employee who probably thought…

A study of prawn balls sold in Singapore revealed that there wasn’t even any prawn meat in them at all; instead, it was all pork.

Was the sweet potato the size of a watermelon or something?!

Be careful with using it in your mouth. I read about gargling with it years ago and tried it once after I had brushed me teeth. The scraping from the bristles was enough to rough up the gums and let the peroxide in. There, it foamed up inside my gums causing incredible discomfort for a few minutes. You could see the…

French Caribbean blood sausage, boudin creole, is awesome. I can’t find it in the US, nor can I really find a good article about it online except for this:

I’m holding out for tech blog lurker.

richard feynman was one of my heros

something hard like that is the last thing I’d use it for!  damn. I’d rather use my ceramic knife for that.

I lost the tip of my pinkie years ago. my finger is still pointy.

lol I went to the ER once because I sliced off a chunk of my pinkie when my cucumber tipped over. when I got hope I plucked the finger hunk out of the bowl and kept going.

Not the mama

John Mayall maybe

I don’t know who any of these people are, but I clicked because I was confused when I thought it said Kylo Ren. 

The brewery doesn’t ship beer to consumers, but they do have limited wholesale distribution.

nyama choma, translated directly as burnt meat, which is middle-age businessmen in smoky roadside bars... breaking deals, and calling forth burnt meat to hasten the deal-making

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