"Oh, crap! I just found Sam Garrett's check in my pocket..."

I have to imagine that every one of these signs is from the of the individual franchisee and not corporate. Does corporate even approve of the sort of thing which they are highlighting?

Holy crap. Have we met before?

There's a type of employee that we refer to as "gaseous" at work. They can never be accused of slacking off. They're always busy with work, but it's a attention to details of no importance and self-imposed intermediate steps. They can take a small project and blow it up (the gaseous part) to take the better part of…

This beats what I did by waiting to the last minute last last time and having to go to the passport hell hole in NY for a half of a day.

Call Max Power, that's my name, that name again is... d'oh!

You are clearly quite the scholar. Thank you for your insight.

I meant to link to these:

In the beer business Budweiser and Coors are considered "Premium".

Though it's not advertised, my favorite is the insinuation that brown eggs are superior in some way. I've got to hand it to fancy egg producers. When they're not selling the emperor new clothes, their raking it in on the egg side! The local guys, too, are cashing in. It's the (less cost efficient) variety chosen by…

Yes, nobody ever rips on Islam or Christianity, right.

This a funny read, but I've got a quick question. What makes it OK to rip on this religion and not others? Would you ever see a piece like this about Islam, Christianity, or Native American spirituality?

It was right under your nose this whole time!

Not just butchers! I've got a local fishmonger (Mark and Colin at Metropolitan Seafood, Lebanon, NJ WOOHOO!) that is a wealth of information. You can go in there and mention a method of cooking, an ingredient in the fridge you want to incorporate, really anything, and they have of course recommendations they're eager…