It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

“Dez walked out saying I’ll see Guys twice this year”

In his defense, the 2-tape VHS set of the Titanic he stole in college only had tape #1, so he had no way of knowing that the ship actually sinks.

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

to be fair, that’s the exact sort of impression that Tom Brady gives off and he’s the ideal for most of these dudes.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I’m in favour of equal pay for women in Tennis as I am in favour of all good causes that don’t affect me none but this seems like a spectacularly America-centric view of a global sport.

As a general rule, anyone who says “facts/reality has a conservative/liberal bias” is a bumbling idiot. It’s just such a nonsensical thing to say.

Just so I’m clear, you’re saying that people who quote/reference MLK’s “I have a dream” speech, but don’t quote/reference another particular speech of his, are white supremacists?

She got in trouble because she said explicitly what she and many others on the network have said implicitly. If anything, the fact that she hasn’t been fired confirms that ESPN does lean left. See also: all of their content.