So many questions...

So what your saying is Google’s new earbuds require the latest phone to do to utilize the latest software. And they’re not cordless because they have a string between them that can rest on your neck and keep them from vanishing. You realize it’s not the buds that are doing the translating, but the app on your phone,…

I wish I had a dad.

How revolutionary....

Holy crap.

I’ll admit, you’re growing on me. Now just get Kotaku to stop using that god awful video player.

Apparently this is the video they send you if you sign up on the GoJaeger site.

My masterpiece is complete!

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

When you’re getting your broken shot blocked by Kawhi Leonard, you might as well look fly.

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...