I admire your courage, but...

Aw, damn. As much as I despise Mike Pence’s policies, I can’t help but feel badly for anyone who just lost their pet.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

That’s a bit like saying ‘when Harrison Ford dies, he’s not a big loss to the space and aeronautics industry because he completely misrepresented space travel and the engineers in it.’

I live in Florida. The cops here are imaginary.

SJW is unwarranted on Jalopnik.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Make America Grope Again.

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

“which lever dispenses cupcakes?”

Awesome. Now we just need 10 more.

Thanks for that. Because looking at these bullshit posts on a white supremacy site is fucking shitty.

Can someone provide an example of a pair of ‘80s other than an ad or a ‘shoop

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Dicks out for Harambe’s 500 Moretti Coupe

More like screw the powers that keep the public from knowing alternative, cheaper and natural ways that can help fight cancers better than chemotherapy.

But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made....