It’s always “weaving” stories in these things. I want a new metaphor. “This writer spot-welds powerful narratives...”

made the choice a month ago- I played with both (verizon rep was surprisingly amenable) and wasn’t really impressed with the difference between the +& the ultra in performance- my needs are basic and the only real bonus I saw on the ultra was the extra camera lenses.

taking the practicality in carrying around a…

The first one was entertaining if a bit forgettable, the second one was bad. Neither set the box office on fire. It’s mystifying how more of these are being approved at the studio level. I guess they are fairly cheap to make though(the second one only had a budget of $28M) so it’s not a huge risk.

Yeah, Brandon Lee’s cheekbones and jawline could support that level of pancake makeup. 

i do like the dichotomy of our badass lead drinking a samuel adams

Bingo.

Whenever someone suggests doing a reboot, they should be made to sit down with the studio execs to watch the original Total Recall, followed by the 2012 version.

It was called Willy’s Chocolate Experience? That’s just a porn parody waiting to happen.

This movie giving off serious Latrine Gun Kelly vibes.

They keep choosing to remake movies which didn’t need to be remade. The Crow still holds up well today and the synopsis doesn’t sound like it adds anything to the story.

I think the reason the original movie works and no sequel ever has is that Brandon Lee’s Crow was actually pretty multi-faceted. He had a dark sense of humor that was barely masking his rage, underlaid by a world weariness that gave you the strong sense that he just wanted this whole thing done with.

Every other…

Not that you’d know from this article, or most of the other reporting for that matter, but the name Wonka was never used. This was Willy McGuff or something.

“People who were expecting a magical chocolate experience and got me in a top hat in a dirty warehouse in Glasgow”

Dude needs to pack up his show and ship it to NY, rebranding it as ‘crap Billy Bonkers’. Tickets would sell for $75 and the queue would go out the door.

a true mistake

A “coontract” sounds like something Eric Cartman would come up with.

“...when the demons of her dark past catch up with them”

EV’s redemption will be smaller batteries and fast charging.

I was wondering how this guy managed to procure himself a trademark license to use the Willy Wonka name/image. Warner Bros needs to sue the crap out of this guy for damaging their brand.

Unless she was just referring to the call sheet for that day. If Streep wasn’t in the scene, Grant would absolutely be at the top. And his reputation as a costar is less than ideal.