I don’t see any resemblance. I don’t know much about PS except that he’s said to be quite an asshole and, as time passes, that can leave marks on a person. Simmons, on the other hand - despite the sorrows he’s experienced - truly did want to raise people up. That takes a lot of heart and watching some angry bully play…

Exactly.  There aren’t many that deviate from that formula.  Maybe When Harry Met Sally.

It's a rom com, so by "perfect height match," he probably means "man is a few inches taller than woman in heels."

she seems sober and charming in interviews, ain’t gonna knock a girl who has been knocked too hard and too many times in the past.

The truth is she is Welsh, and hails from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

I think they live in New York based on what Rhys said when he was on Armchair Expert. 

This is really interesting to me, because Fey was just on Seth Meyers and they talked about how some of their writing for SNL hasn’t aged well. You would think she would be more conscious of how something like this would land, both in present day and in the future. It’s a weird joke in either context, tbh. It’s…

“Cast me, I’m Irish.”

I like how committed Ms. Edebiri is to the bit, and that everyone else — with one clear exception — is happy to go along and have some fun.

Hey, if a bunch of little dipshits can swarm into Boston and pretend they’re Irish around St. Pat’s Day every second semester of every school year, who am I to judge?

Applegate has had a really tough road in recent years between the MS diagnosis and the double mastectomy and oophorectomy.

I believe Madonna is just about ready to do the Sunset Boulevard movie.

Yup. Brother black and white laser printers are the industry standard for a reason. Reliable, idiot-proof, damn near indestructible, and third-party toner is dirt cheap. Sure, you’re spending more up-front, but it’ll last you infinitely longer than that $30 HP piece of shit that everybody hates but keep buying anyways.

“They fly still.”

I seem to recall it was fairly serious, unless Connery or Ferguson were on.

Where’s my goddamn Firefox 2?

We don’t know who they are, we just know they have planes. The fighty kind of planes.

Somehow, the enemy returned . . . again!

Maverick, your ego is writing Social Security checks your body can’t cash.

It looks like we’re going back to the Danger Zone!