i’ve had a few forehand blasts into my jack sock, too.

I too wish that these knuckleheads would pull up their pants and get off my lawn. And turn down that “rap band” music!

I like the equipment guy who still went and picked up the game ball.

Kölner Deadspin commenter checking in here - as this will likely be the only time I ever get to talk about the local side on this site.

This is the first time I’ve commented after years reading this site but had to say something...I played pretty competitive D-III soccer and played pro after college (for peanuts...for context) and those 1st and 3rd goals were absolute shite and I don’t know this even made it on deadspin. I’d be pissed if I were the…

Nah