I’d sacrifice 100 moto-vloggers (cough YammiNoob cough) to Beelzebub if F9 would double their rate of production. 

Oh don’t get me wrong, I love bikes too! When I was 11 I bought a beat up two stroke Aermacchi 125 in secret because I knew my parents’ opinion would be “absolutely not”. The plan was to keep it at my friend’s house until I figured out an actual working plan. Cleaned the gas tank and carb, “found” a battery, can of…

When you pull a job offer out of a Cracker Jack box you are a bit cautious about the legitimacy.

I don’t like that you made me do this, to be clear.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

Wanna bet?

I agree with you on the Abarth and 911..

But this has to stop:

Tinfoil hat time.  Maybe the muscle cars don’t get ticketed because they’re American cars.  Seven of the ten brands are foreign.

[one armed whip noises]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a more beautiful dream. 

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

*Based on the same Ford GT Engine that completely won every eligible category at Le Mans in a complete sweep.

Nigh impossible, really.

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

I was going to comment about the fact that they don’t even sell wine at gas stations here, but even if they did, I’m in the same boat.