Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like…

There are many zoos and aquariums that do valuable conservation work as well as educating the public that results in better stewardship of wild spaces.

Does this count as accidental anal?

100% same.

I guess it goes to show the current state of affairs that my immediate assumption on reading the headline was that she died.

A friend of mine recently reminded me of a sleepover at our third friends house (when we were 11) where the parents had really loud sex while we were trying to sleep then our friend got up when we heard them finish and said “I like to get them water when they’re done, they’ll be so thirsty.” Um WTF, I’d blocked that…

The day that kid cracks the code is the day Christmas will die for them...

Oops, Khloe ruined another almost-perfect post.

This show has got everything...Drew Barrymore, squealing young women, tripping young women, illegal transactions like Breaking Bad, baby jokes, zombies, bridesmaids, yoga cleanses, Tom Green, vampires, zany comedy, Adam Sandler cameo, sex, gore, and Dan Cortez.

This.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Hear Hear. Harumph and all that but, yeah, Phish sucks.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

because this man isn’t normal. Nothing about this is normal in any way

I can’t imagine how painful the MTC’s decision to perform at the inauguration was for her. She makes many strong historical and theological points in her facebook post, but I am certain the immediate reaction was one from the gut.

You might say that this Chamberlin...

As a person familiar with mormon culture, this chick is a bad ass warrior for the people who will be facing some serious backlash. Stay strong, Sister Chamberlin.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Hes not talented enough to be as obnoxious as he is.