As I’ve said in the Deadspin/Concourse comments several times at this point: if you truly have nothing to lose in this election, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will vote based on what’s at stake for us. (that’s targeted toward the bs in that post, not you, to clarify)

<3 u Jezzies!!! Thank you for showing those shitbags at Deadspin how it's done. (Ley, Drew, Jordan and ladies excepted.)

why is there a man in here

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

I actually voted absentee because I knew I would be out of state, taking care of my dying father. September was a month of a lot of crying for me - for my dad and for this final crack in the glass ceiling. Tonight I’ll toast my father and our next President and be sobbing again, I’m sure.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Aww. I would have ended this post with

Naw

Citation needed

100) If Hillary Clinton doesn’t win, Donald Trump will.

If you do vote, are you still allowed to bitch about the candidate you voted for?

12) If you don’t vote, you are not allowed to bitch about the outcome of the election.

As a black Jewish woman, I wouldn’t wish this kind of fear and discrimination on anyone. Having other people fear for their safety does not make me safer. Then again, I’m not a total ass hat devoid of empathy so YMMV.

It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m drinking all the drinks and my husband is taking me to get oysters when he gets out of work.

There’s a LONG history of journalists being targeted because of the nature of their jobs. It’s not new. And I don’t think it’s quite comparable to race, it’s an apples and oranges comparison, as being a journalist is a choice. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_journalists_killed_in_the_United_States

Not all journalists are white.

There are many reasons why the tired “they’re both terrible choices” thing is so fucking ridiculous but this is a really big fucking one of them. And you’re right that it isn’t something that will be solved by him losing the presidency either. It’s terrifying to think that after all of this awfulness we’ve endured…

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.