i will say that it is very cringe-y, but if i hadn’t done it, i wouldn’t be the person and in the city i am today. it changed my life.

And what kind of dirt bag threatens his wife and unborn child with Sonic?

Newfoundland independence.

I helped petition to try to get my math teacher fired in 6th-7th grades. I think we were his first class so he was awkward and frazzled (and us being middle schoolers didn’t help anything) and we called him “Mr. Man-Molester” because he “looked gay.” It’s been 15 years since then and I still feel bad. My mom is now a…

This was realistically probably sexual harassment, honestly, but my high school BFF and I led a somewhat aggressive campaign for the baseball team to all wear tighter pants, to the point of trying to figure out how to contact the uniform manager about it. Not great, in retrospect!

Aside from voting for Nader? Twice?

I voted for Brock Adams, who turned out to be a serial drugger and molester of women.

In college I accidentally ended up on a parade float for freakin’ Mary Fallin (R-OK). My friend volunteered to ride in the parade for extra credit, and she dragged me along. Being from out of state, I had no idea what I was doing, and now every time I see Mary Fallin shenanigans in the news, I cringe.

I voted for Bush in 2000. It was my first election.

Plus he gave out full size candy bars on Halloween and he had a giant slide in barn/garage.

Voting for Ralph Nader. I’m sorry, Al.

My 9th grade World History and Religion teacher* was fired mid-year for showing us movies practically every day. They weren’t related to class - we watched Romeo + Juliet and Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Of course they fired him. But we all just really, really liked the guy, as a person. (And it’s not like we…

For a while in middle school, when Bush got reelected in 2004, I called myself an anarchist and believed in anarchism. And some of the friends I hanged around with also referred to themselves as anarchists.

Oh god. If you can admit it, I will too. My first vote, going away to college - liberal arts major and “well Reagan WAS an actor!”

Voted for Bush in ‘04 and McCain in ‘08. I was raised conservative and remember listening to Rush Limbaugh in the car with my dad at a pretty young age. I blame it on being brainwashed. Fortunately, I snapped out of it around 2012. Even my dad admits that Fox News is a little out there.

I voted for Robert Sarvis in the 2013 Virginia gubernatorial election. In my defense, Ken Cucinelli (the Republican nominee) was the singularly awful hatchet man/mean face of the hateful administration of Bob McDonnell but Terry McAuliffe was just a bagman for the DNC. I figured McAuliffe would win in a walk.

Tithed to the LDS church.

I voted for Reagan.

My first presidential primary I voted for Paul Tsongas.