May I offer an alternative musical selection?

FACE BREAK AMIRITE?

SEE

R.I.P. to your sister.

I grew up next door to one of her nephews and met her many years ago. I can confirm that she’s between 4' and 6' tall.

What will you do with your Pulitzer?

This is sadly not surprising to me at all.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Please let Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead

Well then its a good thing we’re not talking about men in women’s bathrooms right. We’re talking about trans women in womens bathrooms and trans men in mens bathrooms, in case you couldn’t keep up.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

HOLY SHIT! My college days of wasting hours on this game is coming back to me! Guess what I’m doing tonight!

Yaaaaay! This is my favorite thing Jezebel does all year. In case anyone else is like me and can’t get enough of these stories, I posted these links before, and am reposting for posterity:

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

THIS IS BIG NEWS!

SNOOD!!!!!!! I haven’t seen that since college. CAN I STILL PLAY???

isn’t it great?

I also say that at the beginning of relationships, but I’m usually handing them the TV Guide.

So, maybe this makes me a bad person, but it has been entertaining me. I work in a very conservative area, and I have been actively trying to convince my Republican coworkers to vote for Johnson. I think I’ve at least convinced 2 that he would be a better candidate than Trump, and that this time would be a good way to…

Had be been a real libertarian he would have at least been able to try.