But the best trolls? The best trolls don’t troll all of the time. It’s good to post things that are accurate and insightful and which people like. And when trolling, be well-spoken and verbose so that there is always some doubt whether or not you’re actually trolling. Don’t be afraid to post facts and even links to…

Is there a good reason to compare the total death rate (including suicide, accident, malfunction, etc.) for autos with just the murder rate (does it even include manslaughter or reckless endangerment?) for guns? Because the total deaths caused by automobiles and guns are actually almost even, separated by about 1,000…

This is exactly why we have about a million traffic laws, testing/licensing, and state and federal agencies devoted to regulating driving and improving highway safety because it’s so dangerous. But when it comes to guns I guess the best we can do is occasionally require a background check because liberty!

I completely agree. Every president will make decisions you disagree with. Every president will disappoint you in some way. That doesn’t negate their accomplishments or mean they weren’t a million times preferable to the other candidate.

Lady Dynamite is weird as hell but I loved it.

EXACTLY. Except everyone will know they took that idealistic stand because they’ll never stop talking about it.

I will never understand it. It’s either ignorantly fatalistic because people think their vote doesn’t matter anyways or unbelievably selfish because people “can’t stomach” voting for someone they don’t agree with 100%.

She’s been voted the most admired woman in the world (by Americans) for 20 years in a row. Once the Democrats remember that and coalesce around her she should be just fine.

The biggest lie in politics is that the general election is not a zero sum game. Not voting at all, or voting for anyone other than his biggest opponent, IS a vote for Trump. There is nothing symbolic or meaningful about it. Voting for Nader in 2000 did not lead to better environmental policy when Bush won. Writing in…

Did the Republicans invent time travel and not tell us???? Why are we partying like it’s 1993 again?

Dangit. I relate to him so much now.

Here’s a pretty succinct breakdown of the “scandal.”Honestly, the biggest lapse in judgment concerning the whole thing is that she and her team didn’t properly understand the security concerns. Which isn’t great, but it’s hardly the worst thing a politician has done on the internet.

For real

I nearly lost my goddamn mind when “Vince Foster” became a trending topic on twitter a couple days ago.

Seriously, what are Bernie’s fun hobbies that make him so relatable? Befriending birds?