I’m pretty sure I worked it into every conversation, regardless of topic or audience, for months after I finished reading it. It’s that good.

Dang, the morbid beach read list keeps growing!

Found my next morbid beach read! This sounds like a fascinating prequel to The Poisoner’s Handbook (all about poison and prohibition in the 1920s) which I cannot recommend highly enough.

Now I desperately want aggressively cute and quirky abortion announcements to be the next pinterest trend

Haha I know what you mean! Anytime I go wild and order something new there’s a pause and I always feel the need to assure them I still love their drunken noodles, I swear, I’m just feeling some massaman curry right now, tell the noodles not to cry please I will see them next time.

That’s the best part (aside from potentially saving my life one day I guess), they make my drunken noodles the perfect level of White Girl Spicy every. damn. time.

I suddenly feel so much better about the fact that my favorite Thai place recognizes my voice over the phone

So much rage

GOOD LORD

Bless you for bringing this into my life

It was a wild ride. Turns out Freelee saved her from the killer naturopath by sharing all these banana based self defense tips.

Damn you for making me watch all 16 excruciating minutes of this video to make sure that was not an actual thing that happened.

This is literally all I want to talk about right now. A naturopath is definitely a person and not a disease, right? Does this mean her naturopath was trying to murder her???

Jane right now

Just in case anybody is wondering. Russell Crowe: I still would.