I’d like to see the “unions are for pussies” line get tried out over at US Steel.

Paper Towel? Jeez, that’s a little rough on Junior, don’t you think?

It’s not the home of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame for nothing.

Glass top end table? Seriously, is it 1974 again?

He’s a rock star by day, internet investigative journalist by night.

Plus he's got his daddy's hands...lookit those dainty fingers trying to clutch it.

Bashing the Bishop is real.

His nose is pretty messed up, but it does distract you from his messed up ears.   Hes like a Mr. Potato Head made from two different sets.

The part I like is that the “mykitchen” thing was probably said by an adult male who still has his mom cooking his meals for him.

Thats only designed to stop women, not concussions. 

It’s pretty ironic that the guy implying someone should shut the fuck up is the guy who should really shut the fuck up.

Heres a fun article from the BBC, what if all guns were gone:

I think it's time to introduce legislation to control guns in video games. Specifically,  there should a ban of assault style rifles in Grand Theft Auto, a criminal background check in Call of Duty...and I dont know what the hell they are doing in Fortnite but just knock it off. 

I think you can still use it.  Pretty sure the article has a typo and his name is "Throbjohn"

Ive been looking everywhere for a Phil Kessel paint-by-numbers, and not only does he have it, but the sonofabitch actually finished it!

I would much rather they have a go at Tug of War:

Ssomething something high and tight best kinda anal!

Uunfortunately I have zero fecks to give.

Correction! He is still a shithead,  no "former" there!

Notice how her head went...