Ssometimes we realize revenge is not the answer.

“out of all four sides of his face”

What ever happened to man’s best friend?

Fuck it man, you got THE FRESH PRINCE!!!

Pretty sure I heard Grinder....

Ask them what happened to the Spanish Armada. Bet they've got a doosy of a theory for that too.

Horseshack seems a lot angrier off the show. 

Sounds like a human Klein bottle!

If by "fight" you mean anything other than boxing, then the answer is yes.  Even a thumb war would lead to more damage to Mayweather than a boxing match.

Despite their best efforts, puck bunnies have a shelf life.

That’s debatable.

The question about his mom was worded differently...

That’s the saddest looking circle jerk I have ever seen. pathetic.

Clinical trials? I’ll have what he’s having..

I’m reminded of Bono’s big line from “Tears are not Enough”, which I’ve heard far too much this Christmas.

I initially read the headline of this article to be “Everything Should Die in 2018".

I like Emma’s mom, she’s got the good mom comments.

Hey you! Get back here! My grandfather planted that tree!

I can see the AA batteries.. but a D battery is just slutty.

Is that what you kids are calling it now? Nuance?