You should really expand it to “Jonathan Nathan Explosion”, you can thank me later.

I’d be willing to bet that the guy has probably never been in a fight in his life, and can only talk tough against 70 year old women.

Excellent reminder! And even being an idiotic slob I could almost (not really) forgive...it’s the constant need for validation! He’s a neurotic child!

White people using racism to divide the turkey...is that why so many people argue about white vs. dark meat?

My dog’s a southie named Pawlie, sounds just like that, can confirm.

I think he’s a little too self-important for that....big headed, if you will.

Curious George taking the rock to the hole!

Real Ballers play in the nude.

You’re driving test analogy is perfect. We wouldn’t suffer the stupidity of someone who said “oh, I just learned on my tractor in the fields.” Legitimizing stupidity doesn’t help anyone.

I’m trying to work a joke out of tall guys cryin’ and makin’ it rain...but I’m outta gas on this one.

I blame the 12th man. I didn’t see nearly enough facepaint.

I think he’s going to want to impeach the turkey.. y’know, because of the emails.

I didn’t follow this plotline at all, but I’ve always been curious.....Did they end up eating that sub from both ends like the spaghetti scene in Lady and The Tramp?

Don’t forget the hookers. Like I’m talking a ridiculous amount of hookers. Public Health warning levels of hookers. A lake of whiskey and a sea of hookers.

It was in church, so it’s ok. Anything that happens there is REALLY Gods will. Normally, God does the odds n ends stuff during the week, here and there.

He died doing what he loved.

I’m really betting it’s going to look like a school dance, only instead of it being divided along gender lines (boys and girls on opposite sides of the floor) it’ll be divided along racial lines...everyone waiting to see who is going to go across the floor and say ‘hi’ first.

Snoop Bailey? Seriously? A grown man sticking with Snoop?

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Well, he didn’t call her a skallywag, or say ARRRGH! in the email, which I’m assuming he would if he were a true pirate.