It looks like he wrote it while the paper was stuck to the back of his head.

Boom! The only way that would be better would be if it was a shot in the coin purse!

You know, as a non-American it is pretty scary to see someone this stupid with that much weaponry.

I feel like my life has been enriched by this story. Thanks for sharing.

They should have just went with Farmers:

That is some cocksure subliminal advertising right there....

It’s really not that hard to understand. The original white guys that used this word weren’t being friendly about it. If you aren’t black and you start using it, no matter how hard you try, you’re going to be associated with the original white group.

Honest question here....If the lady’s toes come pre-packaged in her own home grown mortadella, do you add more or just go with what’s there?

Yeah, you’re probably right...I’m not really up-to-date on stuff like that...

Sounds like you got yourself a hot tryptophan injection right there.

Damn I was just getting worked up about all the dummies trying to put her down, say she’s over-reacting etc.

I’m glad my subtle humor is appreciated..*S*

Well, Thank god you get to run some happy news! I usually come to the site and I’m like “ok...brace yourself, what kinda hell went on today/last night.”

I’m continually amazed at how easy people can kill those who are supposed to be their loved ones. I understand the random, drunk/drug fight that gets out of hand, but your own children?

“I want to be out there. I want to keep playing with my teammates and keep working.”

Technically, by halftime the game was already out of reach...so really, was it wrong for him to save his breath?

I’m glad you put “dad” in quotes, because this piece of human waste is the furthest thing from what a dad should be.

I think there should be an ongoing list of best kid game/TD celebrations. I’m still a big fan of the Hide n Seek, although this one is a good challenger.

Except for the bear part, I think you just described Star Wars.

Bah, he just needs a curative galvanic belt...probably some Smeckler’s Powder to be safe.. They have the money, they should spend it!