Gomer Pyle talking sack of dust.

If I was a Siamese twin, I would alternate between cheering my other self on (“You can do It! Train’s almost to the station!”) to trying to ruin it for him by yelling “you’re the useless head” and thinking of things like senior citizens naked with wrinkly varicose bodies.

I hope that facepaint is toxic. And not subtly either...virulently

He’s wearing his ball cap backwards. Strike one.

Actually, I’d rather go for the opposite.. .play the anthem on a loop for the whole game. Players can play, but fans have to stand the whole time.

Fireman gets burned, news at 11.

People will blindly follow anything if you wrap it in a flag. Is it so hard to admit that your country is failing to live up to the high standards set in the past? I don’t see why it is...

A powerful speaker and he cuts right through the bullshit and names names. I fucking love that. Every other announcer in the league will tip-toe around everything, even accepting the argument that this has something to do with troops!

Lots of big suburban backyards. Nice fencing and patios.

Well, a legitimate reporter with a legitimate owner. I feel like I’m reading the New York Times.

Shit Anupama, get it together.

Oh piece o’ candy..oh, piece o’ candy...oh, piece o’ candy...oh, piece o’ candy

I’m afraid I’ll have to respectfully decline your request. As you can see by posters like ‘Sadie’, arguing logic with this type of person isn’t even possible. My apology on behalf of idiots stands. I hope you can still have a great day in these bad times.

I don’t think she should be mentioning a mantra that talks about not wasting time while she’s pumping out this sewage.

As a white person, let me apologize (yet again) for the rest of us. It’s exhausting, because they’re exhausting.

I notice in the picture he’s kneeling on both knees, as opposed to one. Is he trying to make up time for badmouthing Kaep (and all the other laundry list of stupid shit he’s done)?

It is a weak statement, but you have to consider that the NFL is accusing the President of the United States of showing a lack of respect, and a “failure to understand.” I’d have to think that this is unheard of.

I can’t recall anyone who was a less eloquent, less polished speaker. I get headaches every time I read his stuff. I know there’s some repetition for reinforcement of messaging, but his is literally just spewed garbage.

This may sound mean, but she should stab him in the testicles. If he wants to mess with her reproductive controls, she should mess with his.

Why’s his wife speaking up on Twitter? Who’s wearing the pants in that household?