Something ruined Twitter? or Someone?

I don’t know if anyone has ever mentioned it, but whenever I see your name, I think of the French surname “Jolicoeur”.

Our wedding was largely driven by the requests of the inlaws....slightly old fashioned, not huge, but a couple hundred in attendance, largely on my wifes side.

Wait, an older, retired athlete has shitty thoughts about a current generation of athletes?

to be fair, it probably sounds better in French.

Should have went with Run DMC’s Rock Box:

The Dipper looks like he’s ready to pick up his prom date. Oh, is she gonna be disappointed when she finds out it’s a Chargers game.

Yikes! Not to be ageist, but isn’t she a lil old for that?

Is she old enough that I’m not a horrific pig for watching this?

I think the Catholic church actually injects the sexuality into you...

*sticks fingers in ears*

So, cops get all bent out of shape because of a prayer circle, and demand an apology, so the team bends over backwards to make them feel special.

I’m trying to figure out his little poem tattoo. I thought the whole poetry tattoo was a girl thing, but what do I know.

She’s shy, that’s why she’s not blowing him in the parking lot where everyone else can watch.

Jesus looks like a hugger. I’m not a fan of that, but some people are.

Last week on PBS they re-ran the “League in Denial” story on the NFL, and that was the commercial they played. I remember the jets doing their flyby and I’m thinking “wow, this is more than a little fucked up.”

Now wait a minute, the dealers do sometimes sell vehicles at “direct from manufacturer” pricing, so they can’t be all bad.

Married guy here. Sadly, this is correct.

Seriously, look at that old crank with his mealy moustache. I can hear that fucking asshole in my head already.

Stupid people are fucking exhausting. They never let facts get in the way, and no matter what you say they have dumb shit to fall back on.