Ooh ooh and don't forget the CR-V that my girlfriend drives. 2002, has 279,000 miles of her beating the shit out of it cuz she can't drive. She regularly lets the oil get so low that VTEC won't kick in and the suspension rattles a bit but I'll be damned if she's gonna kill it. I've been trying to kill it as I want to…

How about a 2006 Ford Escape with 263,000 on the original engine and trans. Granted it’s dead now but still. Lived through 11 years of MI winters and roads, delivery driving, light off road use, towing, and drove through the Detroit flood of 2014, water up to the windows.