Every fucker that ever rolled coal is at least as complicit. Probably more so.

I had a 2009 Passat wagon that, in the less than two years I owned it, cost me over $7,000 in repairs. It burned me so bad my ass is still crispy. I'm not a vengeful person by nature, but I can't quite hide my sick glee at the troubles VW has brought upon itself. Burn.

’16 vs. ’15

McDonald’s employees push that monster of a cup onto me every time. I insist for a small but they think I’m afraid it costs more. “They’re all just a buck sir”...Next thing I know (in some awkward back and forth to be nice) I’m trying to shift around a cup that makes me feel like some Icelandic god gave me his cup to…

Looks pretty BIG. I know this is a tired trope but it’s an Altima for chrissakes. It’s like asking for the medium soda and having the cashier hand you a 64oz Big Gulp cup.

I really think we need to evaluate the illegality of theft. I mean, how many people have actually died from having their property taken?

Anybody else really tired of headlights that take up 1/4 the quarter panel?

Well their stock did lose 35% in two days. I don’t think you can quickly recover from that ..

Certainly. I just think it’s weird for people to be like auto emissions are no big deal since it’s just some smog, when it’s possible they kill far more people than auto accidents.

“Volkswagen is working at full speed . . .”

That’s the thing with white collar crime. People don’t usually die. People make excuses, and then look the other way and protect the millionaires and billionaires running these companies who are getting rich off this shit because “nobody was hurt.”

Man, cars are such a cool thing. The automotive industry is definitely awesome and not at all a necessary evil we put up with in order to function in contemporary society. Vroom-vroom, honk-honk, right?

Let’s say that I have an affected car. Would it be okay if I just pissed in the tank once in a while, or is it more complicated than that?

Mistakes were made, VW.

Well at least it’s only like 10.5 million more than we thought.

I wish they channeled in a little more of the EU market’s front end. It’s a subtle difference, but I’d say it looks sharper.

I think you accidentally uploaded pictures of the current gen Passat and not the new one.