I still have no idea how he could plausibly blame Hillary for Benghazi. There are plenty of bad things/lies she’s actually responsible for, why keep randomly screaming “Benghazi” like a deranged parrot?

No one is saying you didn’t work hard you dipshit, and no one is vilifying you. We’re calling you an idiot for refusing to accept the very basic fact that not everyone who works their ass off is going to be successful, and that luck plays a noticeable part in determining who’s successful.

The TWC shilling is legitimately painful to read, especially as someone who already has their “at least it’s not Comcast” service.

Because NFL coaches are timid little girls afraid of doing anything different. It seems to work when they do try it, but then they go back to a pure pro-style offense the next year and it NEVER works.

The problem isn’t that colleges aren’t training their players, it’s that NFL coaches are unimaginative people who have no concept of using schemes that fit their players. This is a league that thought “try passing shorter distances” was a groundbreaking revolution. It’s not that spread QBs are incapable of succeeding,…

What’s idiotic is part of being the best quarterback in the league is believing you are. Not having confidence absolutely wrecks quarterbacks. The difference between Tony Romo and the 3 or so elite quarterbacks is that if you call Tony Romo out for having a small dick, he’ll shuffle and awkwardly mumble that size…

Did you ever watch him throw? He was not responsible for his team’s success. He looked awful in the preseason, when even bad players look good. He was a 2 point conversion specialist who never successfully completed a 2 point conversion. He’s terrible.

Reminds me of when Al Franken wrote a book about running for president on the issue of ATM fees. Pretty hilarious, would recommend.

Actual elite quarterbacks don’t just go out and have a season where they throw more picks than TD’s. Has that ever happened to Tom Brady or Peyton Manning (aside from his rookie year)? Fuck no. He’s leas elite than Eli Manning, who is not elige. Deal with it.

*Chip Kelly’s ears perk up*

I teally want the Colts to win the division at 6-10, going 6-0 against the division, and 0-10 outside of it. Then I want Luck to get injured during the super bowl, so Matt Hasselbeck takes over and wins via a controversial (though accurate) call on a (preferably qb) dive near the goal line against the Seahawks.