I love how usually the first people to go after a women’s appearance is almost always a guy who looks like Dana White or Donald Trump

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

I flat out don’t see it. I just was like “why is there a weird grid over these people”

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Oh Quentin just stop talking. 

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Um, I made a masturbation joke. This is Deadspin, after all.

I don’t know, but I feel he should be doing it behind closed doors. Think of the children. And their bats.

I’d pay to see a Wes Anderson Star Trek.  The Life Cosmos with Jame T Kirk.  

I’m a huge Tarantino fan... I’m also a huge Star Trek fan. I have no desire to see this happen. It’s much like combining motor oil and ice cream. Both are excellent in their respective contexts, but together? I can’t imagine any scenario where the combination makes any sense.

If we do nothing else, let us come together as a people and fucking stop Tarantino’s Star Trek. Let it be the moment future generations look back and praise.

As a content creator for Netflix, Netflix’s problems on content in more recent years (and will be for the future) is their “least price” approach. It’s like putting out bids for a house and going with the cheapest contractor. Could the cheapest be the best, possibly, but there’s a good chance there was someone better…

“I might as well (and will) just stick to cable”

Why though? Even if all these channels and studios make their own streaming services it’s still better than cable. Instead of having to pay a huge hundred dollar fee or more for a bulk of channels you don’t even want, you can pick and choose what you want, cancel and re-s…

He’s not the carefree trickster we want, but he is the carefree trickster we need...

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

Talos just needs to show up at a press conference or one of Flash’s live videos morphed into Spider Man, with Parker next to him.  Done, next.  

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

“We hit you in retaliation, dammit, fight like a real man so we can officially move on ... until you hit one of us in retaliation! Don’t upset the balance in the universe!”

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.