mrdrpassion
MrDrPassion
mrdrpassion

It’s “He must’ve tooken,” Cletus.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

Spoiler Alert: This is how Trump’s presidency ends.

...which brings us to the mental image of a man wearing socks and shoes and no underwear.  Ye gods.

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

Every single time a college coach tries his tough guy histrionics to “motivate” the team, somebody should whip out that photo of George Woodruff and force him to bow before it.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

As someone who suffers from BPD so has some insight I suggest you do some research before you start flapping your gums about something you know nothing about

He was just pissed that they didn’t use one of his North Korean Summit Coins.

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

after LeBron left the first time the Cavs spent 4 years in the wilderness

Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

Yes, I’ve had a Bud Light. It’s why I know it’s not beer. 

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10

Yeah. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, and the NCAA is right here. Just because it’s the NCAA, they had to get something wrong in every decision, so they’re right for the wrong reasons. This shouldn’t be outlawed because it’s an unfair act, but because it makes the most dangerous play in football more

Hot take, but they are right to ban this kind of play. With the targeting rules as they are in the NCAA, players are (as they should be) gun-shy about clobbering a dude just standing there defenseless. Hell, it might even be a personal foul even if it’s a live play -- the refs could just say he had given himself up.

Can confirm (along with others on here): buy this set. Don’t even think about it. Impulse purchase. It’s fucking awesome.

Can confirm (along with others on here): buy this set. Don’t even think about it. Impulse purchase. It’s fucking

it’s amazing. to my wife’s dismay, it’s our dining table centerpiece

it’s amazing. to my wife’s dismay, it’s our dining table centerpiece