It’s “He must’ve tooken,” Cletus.

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

Spoiler Alert: This is how Trump’s presidency ends.

Looks like Mysterio is pulling a Syndrome (creating crises to make himself look like the hero).

I think that this is the first of probably several stylized teasers to come out before the show. We’ll probably get ones focusing on the Lannisters, Dany and her dragons, Bran, etc.

Made this a few years back, feels like it’s time for more Scary Mary.

...which brings us to the mental image of a man wearing socks and shoes and no underwear.  Ye gods.

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

Every single time a college coach tries his tough guy histrionics to “motivate” the team, somebody should whip out that photo of George Woodruff and force him to bow before it.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

As someone who suffers from BPD so has some insight I suggest you do some research before you start flapping your gums about something you know nothing about

He wills himself into existence in any universe that tries to omit him!

He was just pissed that they didn’t use one of his North Korean Summit Coins.

Kaiju in daytime is fine, if you have the right upbeat musical accompaniments.

There’s a lot of paperwork as director so a shotgun axe is very inappropriate. Pen axe? Now that’s the right tool for the job.

The Human Torch returns!

I personally would like to see the next phase or two be X-men free, while Marvel establishes a rebooted “Fox free” X-men. But bring on the Fantasic Four. Have Reed be the buyer of Stark tower and go from there.

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried