I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Look at the guns on him. He could do it holding the dad holding the baby.

That’s still rub though. The authors of Red Son, of Injustice, of Kingdom Come, of any story where Superman is “off” and try and tell you “this is the correct version of Superman. This is how he SHOULD be. This is right.” The reason those stories work so well is readers inherently know it ISN’T right. It’s about…

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

So if I didn’t like the comic, should I pass on the show? I remember the comic being a lot of “XTREME for the sake of being edgy”, and getting bored very quickly of the gratuitous violence that served no purpose other than to just be there. I stopped reading completely after the bad guy with the penis head crash…