Tucker’s serious face

Elseworld tales are extremely important here.

The sad thing is, this is going to work with most, if not all, his supporters.

If these idiots want a “friendly” set, they need to stop inviting smart comedians who work for the Daily Show. I can’t even wrap my head around how they expect anything different to happen when they keep inviting people who make a living off of calling out shitty politicians.

That is an image I’m happy to have burned into my brain.

It’s called a “big boy” pee. Get with the program.

Kevin Love:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, LeBron
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev’ry guy here’d love to be you, LeBron
Even when taking your lumps
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re ev’ryone’s favorite guuuuy
Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see whyYyYyYy...

Probably why he’s going through this midlife crisis. Life is just full of regrets and missed opportunities.

I’m sure it crossed their mind. They’re probably just trying to avoid people having sex with it.

As a Minnesota native, all I can say is this: tomato sauce is quite spicy, and requires at least one glass of milk to make tolerable.

We are talking about a group that has a Snapchat series titled “Barstool 5th Year.” Their entire shtick is contingent on being Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused. So yea, garbage.

“Obviously not dad. I would like to have, but, well, have you ever read Fahrenheit 451? Wait, hold on, I shouldn’t know what that is. What is ‘books’ again?”

I almost couldn’t finish reading after this.

I forgot how great a word “protuberance” is. Thank you.

I’ve only watched a trailer, and it was obvious even from that. I think some people intentionally act “color blind” in an extreme attempt to silence an obvious message on race. The same dumb white folks who think athletes should just be athletes, and Hollywood shouldn’t be political, even though they elected a…

That is definitely the face of a man trying his hardest (and almost failing) to not laugh directly at another man’s face. And I love it. Stay strong Trudeau.

you got me. I still stand by my Mr. Peanut statement.

He doesn’t know the peanut butter guy was a black man. Pretty sure he thinks it was invented by Mr. Peanut.

A worse version of the Lost series finale.

Probably explains why Farming Simulator 17 is so popular on that screen cap.