Cane’s FTW. 

I admire your energy, but we are truly fucked. In fact, I think we’re fucked even harder than most people realize. Fortunately my wife and I didn’t have children to leave behind, but all of this is going to get worse and worse: drought, fires, migrations of desperate people, none of this is going to work out. 

Thanks for this. Deep history is trippy shit...

“That’s my birthday.” Janet rules. 

For religious purposes, it’s an option she has chosen, not a mandate. It’s stupid of her to claim otherwise, but not as stupid as a Congressional rule that prevents her from wearing it.

Her faith does allow it, just not her particular flavor of that faith. 

Exactly. If it’s so great, and done for “religious” reasons, why doesn’t everyone do it? 

Yup. 

Nothing to add other than agreement. I’ll bet you a crisp $20 that if Pelosi gets her way, she’ll end up with a “bipartisan compromise” on slashing Social Security AND funding Trump’s wall in exchange for... something.

Enjoy it for a few hours, then get back to the barking. 

Which password manager do you recommend?

It’s astonishing to me to feel like I’m “doing well” financially because I’m able to do basic things like save for retirement, have an emergency fund, and have health insurance, even though I don’t come remotely close to making what my parents would have called “good money.” (I think the last time I told my mom what…

Word. 

Don’t forget massive arms sales to the Saudis... It isn’t like death in the Middle East and Islamic world hasn’t been part of her policy decisions for a long, long time. That said, I held my nose and voted for her. Maybe she should have paid a few (more) visits to states she took for granted.

Question for all the Satanists in the room... Isn’t this a pretty common pose for our Unholy Lord? I definitely see the resemblance, but is this an “all crucifixes are similar” resemblance, or is this the only statue design of its kind? Because I swear it looks like something from Monster Manual II.

Have fallen in love with you all over again for this... [bats lashes in your direction]

“Always for thee and not for me” is GOP tradition. 

Do we have to clean it before we return it? If so I say just dump it somewhere in the Midwest.

I regret I have but one star to give you for this. 

So, stupid and lazy are two of the reasons, according to this quote: