Lansu Chinese Garden is worth a stop. Lovely, traditional garden space modeled on the Suzhou style.

Just gonna have to set myself on fire, I guess...

Again I’ll tell this story: He headlined a stand up comedy show I saw in New York. Worst fucking comic of the night. Gets on stage drunk as shit, eyes practically crossed, slurring his words, just starts being a piece of shit to people in the audience. Crowd work is okay by me, but you gotta be funny. He was just sad…

Ha ha! No. Next question. 

Huh. Back in the 90's we called it Clinton Derangement Syndrome, showing once again that this guy and his supporters are banal, unoriginal, garden variety evil Republican shitbags. Sprinkle in his shit hotels, failed airline, and plagiarized campaign slogan for flavor.

A small bag with gym stuff in it (shoes for weight lifting, notebook for workouts, straps, headphones), bags for the grocery store, roadside kit, a few basic tools, dog towels. That’s about it.

Exactly. Those few instances occurred in the 90's, when the FAA regulations were set. And by “instances,” we mean unverified anecdotes by pilots and crew. Boeing itself said it couldn’t replicate those conditions, even when they bought the suspected device from the passenger and tried to reproduce the interference.…

The next time a waiter or counter person refers to meat as a “protein,” as in, “what protein do you want with your tacos?” I’m gonna snap... 

And by overblown, you mean “doesn’t exist.” I forgot my phone in a bag once and had left it on. I told the Delta rep and they just waived it off. They just don’t want people “distracted” during the most dangerous part of the flight (i.e., take off and landing). 

It isn’t a safety issue in the sense you seem to mean. Cell signals do not interfere with the plane. Pilots fly with their phones on all the time. They want it off so you aren’t distracted if there’s a need for you to follow directions (i.e., evacuate the plane).

College students vote?

Did you guys ever do one of these for Miami? 

I see your point, although my wife would argue that there’s no problem with this...

Naw, they have an empty space in their heads that allows them to be okay with all of it. 

You may wish to educate yourself about European colonialism in the area formerly referred to as the “Levant,” and with European, American, and Soviet influence in the area (propping up dictators like Assad, overthrowing governments for oil companies, squashing populist politics, and so forth) throughout the 20th…

Well fucking said. 

“I think these white moms been reading too much John Grisham or James Patterson or something because what the hell?”

This is the story of my life: hungry and under-dressed.

And conservative politicians will still get abortions for their side piece, because they have money and access. 

A one story ranch, no less... She also ate food.