Can't really say anything else but ^ this. 

My 2004 Xterra (built on the Frontier frame) was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

I love my Crocs! I wore them when I was nursing, and they were the best. I still wear Crocs all the time, or my Five Finger Shoes. They aren’t the most fashionable, yet they are the most comfortable. And the winter Crocs are so comfortable, I never wanted to take them off, except to have the pleasure of putting them…

First World Problem: People I don’t know are enrageing me with comments with questionable math and poor syntax.

Maybe they could plug in to the watch, and get daisy-chained together...

I'm not a good white person.

Sorry, this story is trumped by the one about the guy with the Balinise Balinise burrowing spider. Check and Mate.

It did end rather horrifyingly. With a copyright notice. <shudder>

The crushing discovery that it's only available in Japan is itself fittingly goth. Or is that emo? Or Emo? Fuck I'm old.