My initial read was “whoa shit just got real”

Antonio Brown has been utterly obnoxious lately, but I agree with you that it doesn’t come close to making him as bad of a person as an actual rapist.

I’m reading that opener about being alone for the first time in years at a time when I’m looking at my final days alone. In two weeks (insert Total Recall gif here) I’ll be moving in with my lady love. If all goes well, she’s it for life. I’m excited but also mildly terrified. She needs to have the bed made because…

I dunno, call me old fashioned, but whining about a helmet and posting poorly punctuated Instagram rants doesn’t quite add up to improving the image of a rapist.

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

I mean, why wouldn’t he be? I’ve heard a lot of talk from the Viking’s camp about how good Shaun Hill has been looking.

JJ Watt and Russell Wilson make me ashamed to be a Wisconsin grad.

She didn’t want to give Dave the satisfaction.

I’m dissapointed Susan decided to skip writing in this year.

On the other hand, you’re a Texans fan.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

+1 walking dead hairy mammal

FUN FACT: Scott Tolzien has never actually played a down at quarterback at any level. He’s actually a male model from the Czech Republic.

Do you just Dab at them?

As a Titans and 9ers fan, this comment along with this article depresses me.

Some years ago I ordered a pizza from a prominent national pizza chain (no need for names here) and, though I don’t remember the specifics, for some reason I was displeased with the resulting delivery. A harsh phone call later and I found myself with a coupon for a free large pizza of my choice because of how much…

Who the hell orders strawberry if chocolate is available?