This is basically the plot of an Anne Hathaway movie and also something I have seen played out among women and it is real and awful.

Ugh. Try using that excuse on cops: “But sir, I only drank at red lights!”

the list is obviously missing Dodgeball

Holy shitsnacks - I haven’t seen anything this pathetic in a glass box since David Blaine.

I am in Indianapolis Colts fan. Our fans are the most boring, non-threatening white bread fans in the entire league. The only time you’ll see a fight at one of our games is when two Greenwood bro’s dressed like Florida Georgia Line decide to fight over the others preferred high school basketball team.

It’s like a warm shower on a cold day.

I’m trying to think of a city where the first thought to come to mind isn’t people in NFL jerseys puking on toddlers.

Dr. Joseph Maroon,

Where are you going to find 11, big, tough, violent criminals who aren’t already on the Steelers roster or named Vontaze Burfict?

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

As it turns out, Dr. Pepper should not come out one’s nose. You have ruined my Friday-afternoon caffeine and I shake my fist at you for this.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

My favorite moment as a Browns fan was the Steelers losing to tebow in the playoffs and watching my snot nosed 8-year old cousin from Pittsburgh cry. God that was delicious

Heinz Field on Sundays is basically the stadium-wide equivalent of a recessive gene.

My dad is from Richmond, VA, and has been a lifelong, die-hard Skins fan since the days of Sonny Jurgensen. He has also been a Civil War re-enactor for over 20 years, re-enacting in the unit from Robert E. Lee’s army where we had eight ancestors killed in action during the Battle of Gettysburg. He’s not the most…

+1 pair of sensible shoes

I get that the point of these is to be as hostile as possible to the subject team (and its fanbase), but dude, Drew, you realize you took the Patriots’ side in something, right?

You’re not wrong about Ray Lewis. He’s definitely a cut above the rest.

Joe Flacco thinks the Curry 2 Low is a bit flashy.