mrdisconnected
Mr. Disconnected
mrdisconnected

Well then, I’m off to buy a black turtleneck sweater, beret, and round-framed sunglasses! I will then sit on the banks of the Seine, smoke thin cigarettes, and muse offhandedly about the empty hopelessness of existence, and how the only meaning we can find is in the expression of our collective angst...

Gotta say, he makes for a pretty chill-looking turkey. XD

Here ya go:

No... I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.

“May I offer you a glass of cham-pahn-ya?”

JAFR(emake)

Now I want to put gasoline in a basketball.

Wow, flashback time. One of my uncles had a Galaxie of this vintage, and drove it for what seemed like an eternity, well into the 1980's. I was stunned when he finally swapped it for something else. I thought they were going to have to bury him in that car.

Oh, damn. I am slain.

Dude here. She is indeed awesome, and sexy as hell.

INVISIBLE BINDER!

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing.

Looks like somebody Bobbitt-ed that cake:

Bonus points if you can tell me what the heck he's screaming at the end.

Well, she is checking on a "sausage," I guess.

Hobbes may have gone into a Goodwill donation bin, but even as an adult, Calvin still held onto a joy for other aspects of his childhood.

Looks like someone was a Don Johnson fan.