Well, at least now we know what their slogan means:

I hear Nationwide is doubling down, and introducing a new logo:

And light hair didn't do much for Jane, either!

"I'll never see Prince in concert..."

Take it easy Burt, and don't let the bears getcha! :)

WOOO!

We noted an interesting similarity to her closing aerial rig and a signature NBC graphic:

At least he'll have a backup career after his playing days are done:

Heh! :) I do kinda wonder what it would go for. Like any kid of an age to have that watch, I didn't exactly treat things gingerly. The bezel has plenty of scratches, but the band is intact, and it still ran the last time I wound it.

Heh! :) I do kinda wonder what it would go for. Like any kid of an age to have that watch, I didn't exactly treat…

This was mine:

This was mine:

"Feed me, Seymour!!"

Yet another fucking superbowl ad.

Amen!

Blessed are you Lord, God of all breakfast. For you we have this waffle to offer, which earth has given, and short order cooks have made. It will become for us a syrupy treat...

Both were arrested charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, trespassing, and auto burglary.

With a few adjustments to the planes & livery, they can separate entire flights by gender:

"Run" being the operative word here.

CLIMBING ON COUNTER, FELL, STRUCK BREAD DRAWER W/PENIS

He went to the hospital for that? He should have called these guys: