With a few adjustments to the planes & livery, they can separate entire flights by gender:

"Run" being the operative word here.

CLIMBING ON COUNTER, FELL, STRUCK BREAD DRAWER W/PENIS

He went to the hospital for that? He should have called these guys:

A "Bill the cat" button? Interesting.

Even Santa's getting into pegging now... click if you dare (NSFW).

Manah, manah...

Relevant and appropriate:

Ah. Thanks.

Yeah, we noticed that. What was the joke?

YES!!!!

Not to mention, Jay Thomas' classic story from his younger days! It slays me every time.

Definitely on the list!

Yep. :| Oh, and if you get a chance to see Ferguson live when he goes out on tour, I highly recommend it.

I've been awake since 4:00 AM, but I'm loading up on sugar and caffeine to stay up for Letterman's Xmas show (largely because of Ms. Love) and Craig Ferguson's last show.

Ford seemed to really like putting late-70's Thunderbirds next to airplanes:

Some things really need to be turned into a never-ending gif.